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Old 10-19-2007, 07:44 AM   #1
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Old 10-19-2007, 08:03 AM   #2
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

F*cking hell, I was hoping none of you guys will find out about this ad. If you guys don't know about this, this ad is from the RTA Sydney. It just gives us guys a bad name. It isn't like young guys are the only fast drivers on the road, you get speeding old drivers, housewives...etc. I just hate how the government is blaming the drivers and the drivers only. The roads in Sydney are confusing and the road design is very dangerous, the government is just taking the easy way out and blame the drivers.


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The RTA's latest attampt to stop young drivers from speeding is absolutely pathetic. Apparently, all young male drivers speed on roads to compensate for their rather small testicles. I am sure all of you have seen RTA's propaganda campaign on TV or in the newspapers. The video depicts teenage male drivers driving fast on the street, and oversteering out of the corner while the onlookers and the passangers have this retarded expression on their face as they wiggle their finger to suggest the driver has to drive fast on the road to cover up the fact that they have small balls.


I can see the problem with their new propaganda campaign already. Sure young male drivers speed on the road, but so do young female drivers. The RTA has convently forgotten about this particular group of drivers. If we apply the same RTA logic on female drivers, female drivers speed on the road to compensate for their small chest or their small arse, or more disturbingly, small testicles.

So guys next time when you see a girl driving slowly on the road check her out, the chances are that girl will have massive breasts. Simple RTA logic.
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Old 10-19-2007, 08:06 AM   #3
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

Monster, swedish newspaper are talking about this ad so its no secret anymore

I think its a funny commercial...
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:09 PM   #4
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

My penis must be non-existant
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:20 PM   #5
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

Well, this is an obvious discrimination against people with little penis... What does this gov has against small-penis mens?

I think, mens with small attributes should sue the gov because it damages their reputation (but then they would agree their penis is small)!!!
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

I disagree, penis has nothing to see with right foot ...!
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

I think it's a pretty good spot. Young drivers account for a disproportionate amount of speeding-related accidents and fatalities. When you're a young guy with some wheels there is a clear testosterone reflex connected with driving fast and recklessly.

The message that "You come off like an undersexed moron when you drive recklessly" is good and... actually true.

I liked the inclusion of the mid 80s Supra. Nice touch.
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:16 PM   #8
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

whats about women?
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

young males. hhhhmmmm... maybe I should make a comercial were all the subject are black thugs...wonder how Sharpton will feel about that.
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Re: If you drive fast, you have a small penis

Top Gear Australia has just done their version of this ad, it is worth a look guys.
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