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  | The Stupid Jokes Thread -
12-08-2006, 02:54 PM
Let's keep them stupid, simple, and nothing offensive Alright here we go: A guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch." |
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| Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread -
12-08-2006, 03:01 PM
Two tomates were walking over a street. A car came and drove over one of the tomatoes and then the other tomato said: "Come on Ketchup, lets go". |
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12-08-2006, 03:03 PM
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What Do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. |
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12-08-2006, 03:10 PM
Q: Why do Blondes drive Mercedes? A: they dont know better Q: What did the blonde think "Moby Dick" is? A: a veneral disease Q: Why does blondes drive BMW? A: They can spell to the word BMW One brunette and one blonde were out walking when the brunette suddenly screams: "Ahhh, a dead bird" ,then the blond stop and look up in the sky and she says "Where?" |
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12-08-2006, 03:13 PM
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How do you catch a Tame rabbit? . . . . Tame way, unique up on it!  | |
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12-08-2006, 04:31 PM
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| Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread -
12-08-2006, 04:49 PM
from public toiletes: "What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands." "We aim to please! You aim too! Please!" |
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