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Poetry in the toilet - 06-21-2007, 12:52 PM

Have you ever noticed that some of the Most Inspirational Poetry have been written... in the TOILET...

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose..

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants
you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
properly.

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Re: Poetry in the toilet - 06-21-2007, 11:53 PM

The on I remember the most.

In days of old ,when knights were bold and condoms weren’t invented. They stuck a sock on there cock and babies were prevented.
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Re: Poetry in the toilet - 06-22-2007, 12:19 AM

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The on I remember the most.

In days of old ,when knights were bold and condoms weren’t invented. They stuck a sock on there cock and babies were prevented.
I would hardly see a sock to be adequate...
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Re: Poetry in the toilet - 06-22-2007, 03:42 PM

ha ha ha...that "shit" is funny as hell.

on a side note...i too think.
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Re: Poetry in the toilet - 06-23-2007, 04:21 AM

These rule good job guys
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