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Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 12:19 AM
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We've seen some dogface cars around here. As a baseline, most of us consider the stock Pontiac Aztek simply indigestible. With that in mind, when this "customized" Pontiac Aztek showed up on eBay last year, a few of us fell over the porcelain fighting to hold down lunch.
Just as our stomachs have finally settled, we came across several pictures of a limousine in the Ukraine. The manufacturer of this calamity obviously didn't know when to stop (in fact, they apparently didn't know where to start either) as every styling, functional, and ergonomic rule has been tossed out the door. There is so much wrong with this disproportioned mess of machinery...
Don't question the six exhaust tips, the narrow trunk opening, or the running boards that don't exactly line up with the doors. Better yet, spend time pondering the aerodynamic hood bulges for the wiper blades, the old-school benefits of 14-inch wheels, and the envious looks you will get for the lavish ornamentation on the door handles. You know, we didn't see any seat belts inside - then again, would you want to be caught with a heartbeat in this thing?

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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 12:51 AM
Ummm... WOW... one of those 'leaves you speechless' moments!

Before seeing this calamity, the term 'customising a car' made me think only of riced-up Evo's, Rexxies, Civics and Supras.... but damn!..this comes pretty close to taking the cake for 'Stupido of the Year'!!

I can understand customizing a car to make it a limo', but ..ummm... this thing....well apart from the fact that it lacks any sort of taste, style or refinement, it includes some rather stupid and 'let's put this on the car for no reason whatsoever' features. Inside ain't that bad though... of course it can't even hold a candle to a Maybach 62 or RR Phantom interior...but it seems a bit comfy. Like the TV too, very.. errr... modern.

I guess I shouldn't be so harsh on whichever team created this thing.. I mean, you can't argue with 6 exhaust tips right?..... riiight!
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 03:26 AM
ROTFL!!!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... I looked at the rear of the car!
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 04:13 AM
That dashboard is off an old Audi (200?), isn't it?
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 05:43 AM
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That dashboard is off an old Audi (200?), isn't it?
Think it might be, has the typical Audi clocks and dials but does this limo have duck tape all over the dashboard???
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 07:35 AM
Seems to be based on a Audi 100, 200 or (what I think) V8. The windshield and the back windows look Audi'ish. The door panels also.

IMO the 'duck tape' is some sort of leather. Maybe human leather ... ?
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 08:37 AM
I take back everything I said about Chinese cars...
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 08:45 AM
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I take back everything I said about Chinese cars...
LOL,but seriously WTF?!
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Re: Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination - 04-09-2008, 09:17 AM
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