It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire
To all you Vader-haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he would be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)

(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now!
quit monkeying around with that Damned landspeeder
where are them two droids i asked you to clean, boy?
Have you cleaned your room?

(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
can I go to the Hachi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
but now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherter.

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,

I'm Yoda,
I'm a solda,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya,
don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
you wont believe your eyes,
watch the X-wing rise.

Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know I must confront Lord Vader.

But Luke not ready are you.

But there's a city in the clouds where their keeping my crew,
a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do,
so now Vader, I'm coming for you.

That's right Artoo.
Set a new course
we're going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty fine Gin and tonic
Why dont you mix me up another?

Impressive, now release your anger,
you must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bothered,
to tell the truth about your father.
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Then there is something I must reveal then.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.

Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.

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Man i knew this thread would take a ugly turn..

Oh so u like them real big butts, i guess to that u cant deny,
when serena williams walks on by, u know u gotta testify,
n if u like that 997, ...then u gotta love the 6,
coz everybody in this forum knows it's a$$ is twice as thick,
U can drop ur porsche on 20"s, thinkin that'll make u fly,
but when i race U in my M5, ..im'a leave u high n dry,

dont hate me coz i aint me, just accept that my car is superior,
from the exterior to the interior, you know that ur toy's inferior,
U got the money to buy 6 course meals, but i know that u aint got taste,
why on earth would u buy the porsche, all that money goin to waste,
why dont u walk a day in my shoes, n see sit in the 'ultimate driving machine',
coz i guarantee u by the end of the ride, u'll be thinkin u had a wet dream.


aaaahahahahaha.... !!


** Still all jokes man.

Best comment in this thread so far

when you started posting.

Oh homes, U think im sexually frustrated,
nah, all im sayin is ur 997's over-rated,
with my M5, i know all my needs are catered,
and i couldnt give a ***k about MB fans who hate it,

hate it love it, the M5's the king again,
especially when U lift up the hood n see that V-10,
burning up some rubber as we race at the lights,
seein them angel eyes blazing up the streets at nite,
blink for just one moment n me n my M5'll be out of sight,
the M5's got the speed of a jet, while ur porsche floats around like a kite

now how bout u hop into the 6 n get urself some kicks,
swap them stock tires for some brand new slicks,
whether it's a weekend trip or a day on the track,
once u get into the M6 u never goin back,
i spend all my time in my car, cruisin round stuntin,
n the whole time i see is U in my rear-view frontin,
now aint that somethin how all of a sudden ur buggin,
coz i'll be at the finish line with my paper while u end up wid nuthin,

now dont worry stutt' coz im just playin with ya homes,
but just remember, my M5's a beast, while ur porsche is a lil garden gnome

Admins please make this thread un watcheable for non members.. things like this need to be kept secret..in a vault...they just to nasty

Lmfao! This thread is hillarious! Artist, let the boys have fun, it's only fun, nothing else! And who cares what some "guests" () will think about it...

Stuttgarter, Matt & Beemer Boi, bring it on yo!

Im a Rap / hip hop fan.. and everytime i read this.. i die a little bit inside..

it's all good and I love the intakes