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Porsche Cayenne Russianized by Status Design

A Moscow tuning studio has come up with this.

Status Design has released this picture of their re-imagining of the Porsche Cayenne. They call it the body-whale, although, it looks more like some kind of stylish vacuum cleaner or another design-happy home appliance.

The term body-whale is obviously meant to invoke some kind of marine-animal sense of sleekness and power but the design doesn't really seem to match that. The front end actually looks a little like a Peugeot, with a few extra levels to the four-tiered grille. And what about that grille? It looks like a Venetian blind.

The Russian tuning studio tells us the body kit is made out of high-quality plastic and carbon. Which hints at the notion that this thing will actually be made some day.

The good news is, though, that as of now, it's still only a rendering that is due to be published this fall.

[Source: WCF]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm starting to think that the first questions some aftermarket tuners ask their team is, "How can we make this car absolutely repulsive to look at?"

and then, low and behold this is what you get.

***??!?