Hey you forgot this part Yannis :

Audi does its best to get its nose in the fashion world by running a fleet of A8s that are at the permanent beck and call of Jade Goody and Nigella Lawson. But it hasn’t worked because, with the notable exception of the TT, they’re about as fashionable as vicarages.

Well I have to say that that wasn't the greatest article to read. 1/2 of the article talks about fashion and how it changes... and barely the rest talks about the car. The red RS4 is hot though, perfect color for it... after blue that is.