A while back, we brought you a story about Lindsay Lohan crashing her Mercedes SL into a van.

When reading the story, I'm sure the first thing that came to mind was "Gee whiz, I wonder if I can buy the passenger-side headlight from her SL. That would be swell."

You're in luck, my celebrity-obssessed readers, or actually, you were in luck. In a move that comes as a surprise to no one, pieces of Lohan's SL have been appearing on eBay.

My favorite - Lohan's actual headlight, which the eBayer claims was taken by a friend who managed to inspect Lohan's vehicle after the accident. Yeah right, and Ed McMahon is bringing me my $10 million check next week. According to the listing, and yes, this is an actual excerpt, "I WAS REALLY WAITING TO GET THIS IN MY HANNS(FRIEND OF MY WORKS AT THE PLACE WERE THE CAR WAS TAKEN)..... TODAY IS YOU LUCKY DAY THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND ITEM I WILL NEVER PUT ANYTHING LIKE IT THIS IS THE ONLY THING I GOT....YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE PASSENGER SIDE HEDLIGHT OF LINDSAY BLACK MERCEDES..."

I have one suggestion for our grammatically impaired friend: get a J-O-B. Quit selling this ridiculous crap and trying to earn a quick buck.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to listing my BLT with light mayonaise on rye that has the outline of the virgin Mary embedded in one of the bacon strips. If you're interested in obtaining spiritual enlightenment, the bacon virgin Mary will soon be available for a mere $45,625. Plus shipping.


Isn't Ebay an amazing product of our times.......A great site to pick up bargains for the honest and hardworking, and also a haven for the lowest of society to thrive. If you check out the listing of the supposed headlight off Lohan's SL65, you'll notice that the pictures are of a halogen W203 headlight......Doesn't do much for this guy's credibility!

Read the article and see the listing here