I don't know if that's funny or a sad indictment of Alanis' creative process. Wait, I know - it's the latter. Just sit her behind a piano and out comes another melancholic, crap by numbers dirge. Thank God the 90s are over... almost.

I can't sand Fergie like but My Humps was a funny song to begin with. Also, you gotta love the nod to Sexual Harrassment's "I Need a Freak."

Why am I writing this? It's 6 in the morning!